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/ Fortune's Exercising Truths:            \
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| 1: Richard Simmons gets paid to         |
| exercise like a lunatic. You don't. 2.  |
| Aerobic exercises stimulate and speed   |
| up the heart. So do heart attacks. 3.   |
| Exercising around small children can    |
| scar them emotionally for life. 4.      |
| Sweating like a pig and gasping for     |
| breath is not refreshing. 5. No matter  |
| what anyone tells you, isometric        |
| exercises cannot be done                |
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| quietly at your desk at work. People    |
| will suspect manic tendencies as        |
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| you twitter around in your chair. 6.    |
| Next to burying bones, the thing a dog  |
| enjoys mosts is tripping joggers. 7.    |
| Locking four people in a tiny,          |
| cement-walled room so they can run      |
| around                                  |
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| for an hour smashing a little rubber    |
| ball -- and each other -- with a hard   |
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| racket should immediately be recognized |
| for what it is: a form of insanity. 8.  |
| Fifty push-ups, followed by thirty      |
| sit-ups, followed by ten chin-ups,      |
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| followed by one throw-up. 9. Any        |
| activity that can't be done while       |
\ smoking should be avoided.              /
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